The Republic of Bronya Alexeievna Zaychik is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.783 billion Bronya Alexeievna Zaychikians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.8%.

The strong Bronya Alexeievna Zaychikian economy, worth 130 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 46,879 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Harry Potter books are banned, organ donation is compulsory, and blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued. Crime is moderate. Bronya Alexeievna Zaychik's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bronya Alexeievna Zaychik is ranked 167,207^th in the world and 527^th in Remembrance for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.